Following the President’s second and final term, the aircraft will be donated to the Trump presidential library – allowing him to use it as a private citizen. However, he has reportedly denied that he will fly it then.
WHAT?!
That can’t possibly be a thing he could do, dude can’t possibly just fuckin donate Air Force 1 to his private ownership can he?
What the fuck? Why the fuck is this a footnote? That’s something you fucking lead with wtf
Why does a library need an airplane? Is it going to be inside the plane? Because a flying library would be pretty rad. Otherwise it’s a ‘nein, leider gar nicht’
WHAT?!
That can’t possibly be a thing he could do, dude can’t possibly just fuckin donate Air Force 1 to his private ownership can he?
What the fuck? Why the fuck is this a footnote? That’s something you fucking lead with wtf
“The president has stolen the
Starship Heart of GoldQatari 747.”Comparing Captain Dipshit to Zaphod Beeblebrox is like comparing hot boiled puke to champagne and caviar.
Why does a library need an airplane? Is it going to be inside the plane? Because a flying library would be pretty rad. Otherwise it’s a ‘nein, leider gar nicht’