In the Future we have evolved beyond the need for Bathrooms.

Oh cool so you have evolved to a point that your digestive system is %100 efficient so you don’t produce any waste?

What?! No. We simply cut a whole in our chairs and go while sitting there.

Uuuuh, well I try to respect others cultures and I guess that was The way you were raised…

No, No, nothing like that.

Whew* sigh of relief.

It’s just me, and I make my bridge crew do it as well.

Uuuh how exactly do you make your crew do it?

Easily I just removed every bathroom except one.

Uuuhh….Why did you leave one?

Would have been all of them but damn osha violations.