Dear Tech CEOs

I do not want to see an advertisement. Ever.

I will pay a reasonable amount of money to NOT see fucking advertisements.

Stop trying to commodify my attention. I have the attention span of a meth’d up squirrel. It’s not worth all that much.

I’d rather buy a worse TV than put up with your ‘Free’ ad spewing garbage.

I saw “ad-supported hardware” in the summary comment and already know I am going to nope the fuck out of this.

Here’s my new business model:

Meet Blokke - a beautifully bias-cut rectangle of exquisitely opaque cloth that exactly matches the dimensions of the Telly sub-screen.