As the Frenchman prepared to relinquish his pole, his own manhood grazed the bar with enough force to send it crashing to the floor, thus ending his hopes of a medal.

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    4 months ago

    I mean of all the reasons to not medal at The Olympics, “My penis was too big and it got in the way” is a solid reason.

    One pole ruined the other.

    Edit: hopefully this will inspire some consolation fun in Olympic Village before he goes home. If he’s into that.