I answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue; you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.

I’ve used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that’s the one that worked the best.

Welcome to the wooorld of tomorroooow!

“Catholic freight depot random city” makes callers pause for a second to think about what they just heard.

“[your city] Police, how can I help you.”