For real. Since Trump’s nomination, he’s lost the popular vote twice (but scraped by once thanks to the electoral college), and Republicans have lost one election after another.
So what do they do? Double down and worship the dumb motherfucker!
They’re really caught in a Catch-22 (of their own making). Either they crawl up his incontinent asshole and continue to lose elections or they try to cast him out, which means losing his rabid fanbase, which also means losing elections. The only plan they have left is literally dismantling the entire system and installing a dictatorship to ensure they stay in power.
The problem is that Trump stumbled onto the negative number stack overflow limit in real life and loses so hard he fails upward.
For real. Since Trump’s nomination, he’s lost the popular vote twice (but scraped by once thanks to the electoral college), and Republicans have lost one election after another.
So what do they do? Double down and worship the dumb motherfucker!
They’re really caught in a Catch-22 (of their own making). Either they crawl up his incontinent asshole and continue to lose elections or they try to cast him out, which means losing his rabid fanbase, which also means losing elections. The only plan they have left is literally dismantling the entire system and installing a dictatorship to ensure they stay in power.
Damn, short must have been his variable