You were on your way home when you died
Tu est sur tu via dorm et tu mort.
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Tu: “Et tu, Brutus?”
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Est: “id est” / i.e.
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Dorm: dormitory/domestic
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Et: “et cetera” / etc.
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Mort: immortal
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless.
Id est uno vehicle accident. Null particularly remarkable, sed fatal ultimately.
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Uno: uno cards
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Sed: Latin for “but”
You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death.
Tu exit retro uno spouse et duo pedo. Id est uno mort sans pain.
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Retro: retrospect
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Pedo: p***phile
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Sans: sans-serif


Also, strong open source LLM might even be able to give you a skeleton to work from with the right prompting.
(Though you should double check words, LLM’s aren’t error proof).