It took me a while but “cocktails” for anyone else out there like me
Close but its actually “cock and ball torture”.
Source: I have the same one >!/s!<
load bearing tone indicator
“cocks from 26 different men”
But I don’t like coffee 🤔
double cock for you then
Hot 🤤
your girly emoji usage makes my throbbing cock double in length
:3
:o=3
:o==3
:oc==3
:D c==3
:3
Uppers at dawn, downers at dusk—survival is a cycle.
Coffee to kickstart a day you dread; cocktails to numb another night alone.
Commence your diurnal period by self-medicating with a stimulant. Conclude your nocturnal cycle by self-medicating with a sedative.
(The only reason they didn’t go with the last one is that it didn’t fit on the wall)
Sorry we don’t serve depression today
not a bad day plan tbh
Is this a linux channel?
Yep, this is the daily routine of a Linux user.
“I use Arch btw” is code for “dm me your dick pics”
Start your day with coffee to get going.
Finish work with cocktails to relax and enjoy.
End your day with cock for a good night sleep.
Cockles?
Cockerdoodles
Cockerdiles?
Cockatoos
Interesting tail.
