We all know they want the big D, all these “hunting” are just for show.
I crave the sweet forbidden love of the Sasquatch, there is no substitute.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this book cover.
Probably sequel to the bear one. Yearly hibernation doesn’t really work for a long term relationship…
I too have known unconventional love:
His names bigfoot not bigdick
Know what they say about guys with big hands, feet and dicks right?
They’re sasquatch…
Damn I didn’t know I’m Sasquatch
Humans have proportionally the biggest dicks by far out of the primates. Samsquanch probably doesn’t have a big enough dick to be threatening.
a chimp can rip your nose off, if an ape-thing starts sprinting at you you sprint in the opposte direction. frankly if you take the time to check for an erection you’re already fucked regardless
