Nope, it’s already named the Epstein Ballroom.

‘Epstein Ballroom’ has a much nicer ring to it than, ‘Stupid Orange Nazi Cunt Ballroom’, which would be the obvious eponymous choice.

You mean the guy who’s prone to putting his name in giant shiny letters on everything he owns? Nah…

Felonious Trump’s 🎺 Grooming Center for Nazi Pedos

Who could have seen this coming?

I thought Donald J Trump’s Ballroom was the crotch space freed up by having a teeny tiny penis?

Won’t matter when we use the donors’ assets to tear the eyesore down.

Poopy-Pants Promenade seems apt.

The Ball Pit.