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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 23 hours ago

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 23 hours ago
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ATLANTA—Saying the novelty decoration would add the perfect touch to Halloween yard displays, the Home Depot announced Friday it had begun selling a new 12-foot-tall Willem Dafoe in stores nationwide. “October just got a whole lot spookier with our exclusive oversized Willem Dafoe ornament!” read the product’s promotional copy, which emphasized that the massive, high-density polyethylene […]
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  • subiprime@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    13 hours ago

    so nice of them to add a prpduct for us jerma fans out there

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    Imagine the size of the hog on that statue omg

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    I have the 10 foot version, but this really seems like more than just a size upgrade, really sad I didn’t wait 3 weeks for the new one to drop

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    It will go great with the 12 foot tall Gary Busey

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      Almost life-sized!

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