or ADH-Wheee! if you really want to put a positive spin on it.
I think attention modulation disorder… I have the longest AND the shortest attention span ever. I might not finish typing this but also I’ll research black holes unblinkingly for 16 hours.
The biggest impact from my adhd is actually a shorter than average short term memory span. Mine was found to be about 8.5 second, with the average humans being 18.
My long term memory is fine, probably better than most but it’s getting stuff in there that’s the issue.
Edit: short not shirt
I hate it when I forget about my shirt
Aka if you didn’t want me to fidgety in this box, don’t put me in a box, dipshit
Hello fellow cubicle mouse
Nah should be Dopamine attention variability executive disorder(I’m misremembering it I’m sure somehow). Otherwise known as DAVE
Cue the “God >!FUCKING!< DAMMIT DAVE” Audio lol
Thanks for making fun of a disability! Really fucking ignorant.
