ICE confirmed today that its agents are in fact now waiting at the base of trees to zip-tie leaves in bags the moment they turn brown and then carry them away in unmarked vans to unknown locations.

“When I look around American streets lately, all I see is brown and I for one am sick of it,” said one agent so proud of his relative white beauty he hides behind a gaiter that definitely isn’t giving him adult acne. “Not a single one can even speak English.” […]

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    6 days ago

    I’ve had to diversify a little following the apparent deaths of The Hard Times / Hard Drive :( They haven’t published anything for a month so I emailed them a couple of weeks ago to see what was up and never heard back. Can’t help but make the connection with the former’s coverage of Charlie Kirk.