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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to WTF@lemmy.wtf · 11 months ago

This was a choice

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This was a choice

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to WTF@lemmy.wtf · 11 months ago
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  • etherphon@midwest.social
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    7 months ago

    deleted by creator

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    11 months ago

    A really, really, really shitty one. That isn’t a pun.

  • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11 months ago

    Thanks for making me barf up the lunch I just ate ;-;

    That brown stain… Eugh ;-;

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    The dookie monster

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      11 months ago

      All it needs is some googly eyes to become completely unusable!

      • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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          D is for dookie, that good enough for me!

          • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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            11 months ago

            Get OUT!

        • porksnort@slrpnk.net
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          Yep, not pooping there!

  • iamericandre@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I like comfort, sue me

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      11 months ago

      No need, you will be dead from the bacterial infections soon.

  • TomMasz@piefed.social
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    11 months ago

    Poor choices are still choices. And this one was very, very poor.

  • Meldrik@lemmy.wtfM
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    Is that a fucking shit stain?? 😱

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      11 months ago

      Welcome to the world of yesterday. Wanna stay?

      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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        Can I smoke a cigarette in a restaurant full of children!?

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          Yeah but that pony wall that separated the smoking and non smoking sections took care of it!

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        11 months ago

        Wash your shit(literally)

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    11 months ago

    My grandparents had one of those fuzzy toilet seat covers when I was little. I thought it was cool when I was too young to realize it was really gross.

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      No one shits on the toilet cover.

      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Yeah just dirty ass sweat and piss droplets

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        Don’t tell me what to do

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      Man I feel old, I remember those being disturbingly popular when I was growing up

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    Sir you have abused my eyes and mind and i must protest.

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    What they don’t want you to know is that this toilet is owned by my neighbor’s Shitzu and they’re training it to rub its ass on this toilet seat carpet rather than the living room carpet.

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    11 months ago

    when you hunt cookie monsters you should use every part

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