• quetzaldilla@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Trump: TARIFFS ON EVERYTHING

    Market: * crashes *

    Trump: * acquires crashed stock at bargain prices *

    Trump: LOL JUST KIDDING. TARIFFS PAUSED!

    Market: * rallies, because full of gambling addicts *

    Trump: * realizes massive gains on acquired stock *

    Is that clearer, or are you choosing to continue to participating in your own destruction?