DM accidentally uses his roommate’s THC gummies for underlings. The battle to kill the cinnamon roll is bloody and vicious as PC turns on PC for the glory and the sweet spoils.
And the boss has an attack that lowers intelligence and wisdom.
Roll for constitution, or be hexed for 4-6 hours.
Now I’m imagining how good of a game I could run with a 3d food printer
Did the DM get to eat the player’s minis?
Were NPCs delicious too?
You could use raw vegetables that most people won’t eat raw to make them think twice about killing them.
You sure might avoid killing the quest giver if it was a raw onion
I would eat a raw onion for the laughs
I would eat the raw onion because it’s tasty.
The important quest NPCs would be spicy jalapeños
Death! What kind? Instant!
I do this too. Instead of minis, I tape a drawing onto a Starburst and whoever kills the monster gets to eat the Starburst. I’m gonna have to get something like a donut for the boss fight at the end of the adventure I’m running rn.
Get some icing and draw the boss on it, would look awesome I bet
who was the saint playing a cleric?
That could be a Dungeon Meshi meme
Our poor cleric almost never got to go offensive, mostly because my wizard had a 16 Dex and Improved Initiative, so that she could go first in most combat instances, and well, fireball is effective.
When she did get to go offensive, boy howdy. She had Reach Spell, so all those touch spells just got a 15’ range. She walked within 10 feet of a Boss cleric and hit him with a Harm.
I’m playing a cleric in Baldur’s Gate. I’m at the end of act 1, and just realizing she’s supposed to have been a raging asshole the whole time.
Looks like donuts are back on the menu boys!
If I had a 3d printer making negatives of the baddies a before casting them in chocolate, cake, or marshmallow would be wild.
On a budget like I am I’m certain I could do something with cookies to make some or carve a marshmellow down, slime out of jello, etc. I’ve done 3d trees, but could also make my mini peanut butter cookies and use icing to paint the monster to be a token.
Cheese would be a good medium as well however. Fuck man, I could do a three course dnd session. Charcuterie shiskabandits? Cheese pants, meat shirt, and a grape head all held with a toothpick?
This would be fantastic for a kid, or very kid like adults. Ant on a log direwolf? Strands of twisted liqurice as tentacles for a rope or an abolyth? More ideas are welcome
God dahm I kinda want to do that next time I run assault on gumdrop mountain. I don’t know if any of the PCs would actually eat during that specific campaign though lol
they make sugar and chocolate printers.
skip the middle step.
It is surprisingly difficult to 3D print chocolate molds. Most plastics aren’t flexible enough, and flexible plastic like TPU is fussy.
We used coins. When that $0.50 cent piece came out we were all stunned.
A murder hobo s’got to eat!
Final boss: https://giantgummybears.com/
“You made it, now enjoy 5 pounds of gummy!”
“But…”
“I said eat!”
“What if I just bite the head off?”
We once did something really amazing along these lines. Only once, it was a crap ton of work.
We were fighting this giant demon wall thing. We made it out of Graham crackers and chocolate decorations, which we attached with melted chocolate as glue, basically. It was super creepy - I made demon eyes, oozing blood stuff, it’s was great.
As we damaged the wall, we would rip parts of and eat it. It was like a solid 2-3 freaking pounds of chocolate and other assorted things. It was glorious to devour the enemy like that!
Genius
This is amazing. ✨
