One day early bud
Not in Kiribati, they live in the future
I should move there and buy stocks
Nah man, you gotta think strategically. You move to Honolulu, and find an acquaintance in Kiribati. They give you through the stock movements from the future, and you buy/sell in the past!
You guys are being silly. Obviously that doesn’t work because the speed of light limits how fast that call can come through. By the time you get the information the stock will have already moved.
It’s so you can set a reminder.
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Maybe he meant he wanted to be awake to see September end. Like a New Year’s Countdown.
After all this years still not funny…
You know what’s much less funny after all these years? People insisting on going out of their way to yuck on everybody’s yum.
Speaking of things that are much less funny… Spquarespace!
Now we can wake him.
AWAKEN
Every year I see this shit and without fail, I chuckle every time for the past 15 years.
It’s about his dad dying, fwiw.
To most of us it’s about the time passing and the innocent never lasting (which I always assumed is a similar idea to “why do the good people always go first”.).
That being said, if we stop joking about serious matters and just take everything seriously - whether it’s intended like that or not - we’re fucked.
Would you like someone making jokes about your parents dying?
No, I’d much rather someone completely misconstrued what I said, missed the point entirely and tried to take all the fun out of yet another array of jokes.
Ruined by the content thief nazi website watermark
What nazi shit has done 9FAG?
Let me know when it’s gonna be May.
Not yet.
Ain’t that the live action Goku guy?