I’m…horny for some reason.
Sigh… zip…
Unmasterbates
Injects cum back into dick
Doesn’t yours just suck it up on its own, like an elephant at a watering hole?
Hmm…no can’t say that it does. Gotta manually stick it in the PP hole and put it back where it came from.
I hate when people call it “Garlic 2” when it’s actually called, “Garlics”*
- Just because someone always thinks I’m being serious and totally doesn’t understand sarcasm, or perhaps feels like everyone else on the internet is a moron, or just needs to start every comment with the word “actually”, I’ll explain that this is a joke based on the title of the Alien franchise and is noted for being a pretty low effort one at that
It was a good series, but I feel like Garlic vs. Onions was just a cash grab.
Garlic
Garlics
Garlic^3
Besides the meme, that’s an impressive sculpture. They really made a more than convincing clove of garlic out of stone.
The skin is amazing!
Thanks. I just keep that stone hydrated!
You may not line it, but this is what peak ballsack looks like - hard and ready for like 7 balls.
Garlic 2: Return of the Revenge of the Son of Garlic
Garlic Jr.
A garlic phone!
