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We worship brands in this country, young man. You call yourself a Tylenol-American or you can’t have any dessert.
Silence brand, the cheaper off brand is speaking!
I’m more of an Excedrin guy anyway.
Isn’t that just Tylenol with caffeine?
Ah, would ypu happen to ve a Tylenolican then?
Greetings from the Nordics, Panannish guy here
Tylenoutistic
Paracetamol people
Acetamerican
This breaks the quote, though. (It’s a play on “Black” and “African American”)
@DarkCloud@lemmy.world this may answer your question if it was a real one 🤷♂️
Call me Tyler-nol
Tyler-nol from Flu Club?
”His name is Robert Paracetmolson” (wink, nod)
I’m a proud Cold+Flu-Severian Acetaminomerican
Personally I’m a nighttime sniffling sneezing stuffy head coughing so I can rest acetaminomerican.
The rest of the world will call it Paracetamerican.
Why would autism be limited to Americans?
We have the original strain.
The Prime Autistic
Hans Asperger was Austrian, not American.
He also killed a bunch of kids in the holocaust because he was evil
They already said he was Austrian!
Not cool, not all Austrians are evil, my Sister for example is a very empathetic person
but you are evil?
Depending on how you define it, and by what set of moral rules. In my own set of coordinates, probably yes
Empathy?! She must be the most evil
An evil sinner for sure, for she commits the sin of empathy on a daily basis
Did she get bit by a moose?
It’s kinda like how stuff only gives you cancer in California.
I’ve seen Americans talk about people in Congo as “African-Americans”.
So RFKjr is Anti-Acetaminophen-American
Aceta-American for short (pronounced Ass-American)
Ableist, smh
Unless you’re an ass guy then I guess it’s a compliment
I see the minnow fin - american ☺️
Ace
Uh, while there are ace people who are Acetaminophen american,
Not all us us Ace folks are Acetaminophen american.
Saluting in the US, your hand should be rotated so that the palm of your hand is toward your own face. The person in front of you should be able to see the back of your hand, not your palm. Also, the tips of your fingers should be touching the outside corner of your eyebrow, or the outside corner of your glasses, or the corner of the brim of your cap. The middle of the forehead is right out.
That might be the worst salute I’ve ever seen.
Wrong, this is the new salute:
(/sarcasm)
I take back his /sarcasm
Don’t worry, the official standards are changing soon. Elon and others are already training us on the correct way to honor our supreme leader!
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lol salute this