“What are you doing step ladder?”

Yeah… so she had sex with herself

?

You could be a blow queen… Then you get money and food at the same time.

Some people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don’t know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.

…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please

I just made a post there that people did not like. I thoght it was funny. I’m not banned though…yet

Brand new sentence right there

As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.

AI slop…py seconds

My mother never admitted that she was wrong. I don’t want to be like that to my kids or any one else.

I can get defensive, but with some after thought I will admit I was wrong.

I’m with you on this. Nothing screams entitlement more than throwing uncut/unfolded boxes in the bin.

The full movie Longitude is on youtube.

Well… I am a dad, but I haven’t met your mother in a long time, so I’m not sure if I’m your dad.

Hopefully with no knobs…

Avocado without an I.

I think they are really good. I like progressive metal like Tool, Karnivool and Messuggah so it’s right up my alley.

I think the costumes and back story is a fun joke. The music is fun too.

Vasyl Petrovych Holoborodko?

It makes me think about how many country artists it takes to change a light bulb…

Six. One to change the bulb while the other five sing about how good the old one was.

I’m bliiiiind!