9yo me downloading free games

That’s only if one actually touches grass

Government when the elites use loopholes and do devious shit:

I sleep

Government when the peasants use loopholes:

Straight to jail

Different kinds of alcohol is just different flavours of hand sanitiser.

What a shit post

Still could be a dog chew toy without the ‘chew’ part

Not his fault for liking big buns

cutest insect

I’ll bet that when someone touches it they’ll die an horrible death.

“Guys the circus is in town”

As a vampire I finally found a use for my expresso machine

I guess an executive really needed some money for his 4th yacht.

First, they use the most questionable tech. Then they will blame it on tech in general.

Greedy politicians will unfortunately continue the onslaught of these laws, until their plans are fulfilled.

The children they said, the children - All just a big wrapper for destruction of society by big greed.

You don’t want to know what an astrophysicist does in their free time.

Their excuse, ‘for the safety of children’.

So he hates the noise the youth made, but is ok with people revving to the extremes.

“Why do you care if you have nothing to hide?”

Government: hides their plans

The children they deem to protect are trembling in fear right now.

I would drive that any day ngl.

Agreed, there is a reason why there’s so much news about telegram. It’s ain’t known for its encryption, and it continues to baffle me why people continue to use it for problematic stuff.