This is definitely one of the most unappetizing meals I’ve seen on here.

I’ll send her your way when I’m done.

Yeah it looks like my boomer uncle wrote it on Facebook.

I think it’s powder sintered by the looks of it.

I see someone isn’t doing their preventative waffle stomps.

Yeah I just wanna motorboat.

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Scissoring is when women smash clams and the runs is when you’re pissing out of your asshole.

Could you imagine the confusion if Trump died that day?

Lemmy: Everyone you know are privacy obsessed queer furry communist linux enthusiast programmers.

If bitcoin is valued at $70k it’s still over valued by $70k.

I can’t remember the last time I blacked out.

I like it when daddy america dominates me by forcing me to pay taxes like the dirty little slut I am.

It’ll probably cost more then just using teachers too.

Take the Plan B but also take a couple STI tests in the months coming up.

Yeah that’s not what I was saying at all.

I don’t know if rule-breaking badasses are allowed with us Dull Men.

Lucky last time I went I ended up with more garbage than I brought there.

No a main course of cocaine is the best kind but a side of it will do as an appetizer.

My laundry basket broke right after my wife left me.

I’m still waiting for the third bad thing to happen.