*makes the noise of a catcalling porcupine

Lol does that make a difference?

Slightly different take here: why even eat the usual parts of an apple? Apples taste disgusting.

[The above opinion is subjective and applies only to me, afaik.]

If I were forced to use Edge, I’d fall off it

“You look so generic I got a deja vu the first time we met.”

I keep recycling this one but it’s hard not to. I have so few good ideas!

Stealing this

I love how people call it natural when anyone but a human does something.

Then start dating (as a joke). Get married (as a joke). Have kids (as a joke). Grow old (as a joke). Enjoy your sunset years together (as a joke). Be buried next to each other after death (as a joke). Become ghosts and prank-haunt people together (as a joke).

And they unalived happily ever after, as a joke.

Nobody mentioned Megaman X Corrupted? Really?

Sharma – India

The all-powerful “Sharma-ji ka beta” (“Mr. Sharma’s son”) is Indian parents’ go-to standard for their children

And I bet that guy regrets nothing

I hate Mario. The physics of the game sucks.

GREEN. If u don’t date her, I will. But maybe I just have a thing for pranksters.