This railway is too stern!

My little pony: positioning is magic!

I live in a poor war-torn country. We don’t have many immigrants but those immigrants who still come to us (our education is miraculously still not destroyed by our esteemed masters) are behaving nice. The “secret” is obvious: let students, engineers, etc in and keep bandits out.

Tarot readings

Reading is too nerdy, “telling” it will be.

Tourists: we have mountains at home too.

Don’t you have a city architect there in Washington? I think cleaning the pools is his job, not the president’s.

Do we really need universities that tolerate religion? Are those really educational facilities? It is the XXI century already. In some places at least.

No, I never fucked a turkey.

after

Translation from USAAL to English (USA-Ally-Languange): Never.

Some people have worse than ideal eyesight.

Don’t we have similar objects on the ground? Wouldn’t it be more convenient and cheap to not hassle with the ocean?

+500 XP. 56’487’250 XP left until the next, 3rd, level

So instead of tuning the law by adding a few lines about sex-centered homicides, they invented the new term and just stated that some sex is more important than other. It is amazing how politicians manage to invent the most stupid solution to any problem.

How dare they detain the relative of the government representative?! Don’t they have enough peasant-untermenchen?!

Only imbeciles wouldn’t possess nuclear weapons by 2040: the Ukraine example is too obvious.

Maduro bad-shmad. It isn’t a reason or even an excuse for a war. Russians also still say that Ukrainians shouldn’t have kicked out Yanukovych.

He never heard about Putin?

Now you can safely throw something controller-like to the wall. Or punish your good-for-nothing gamer kid…

This joke is so stupid that it made my inner dad dead.

while US peace plan is discussed

You mean the capitulation plan proposed by the USA?