Technology!

Sippy cup? I am a manly masculine man, I drink from a teapot!

Hipsters, pfffft…

Not everyone, though. Marketers only ;)

Billionaire: But you are wrong. I want them both. Massive profits AND human suffering.

Because there is a chance that Mertz actually considered doing something, but something went wrong (Trump, probably).

Scholtz said no right from the start.

From a Ukrainian point of view he’s better than Scholtz.

nobody asked for

Well, that’s not true.

Yeah, I remember Cannon Fodder. It was rather difficult as I remember. Nice game… Do we have a remake?

Yes, that is why stating the units of measurement is so important. 3 pcs of 19 y.o girls is good, while 19 pcs of 3 y.o. is a disaster.

Commandos was super cool. But I suppose it is too difficult by modern standards. Not a RPG though…

… and beyond!

Yes, of course, but that would be ineffective and you will die in pain eventually.

Do whatever the doctor prescribed and the pain will go away.

3 girlfriends, each one is 19.

And where is the puzzle?

Might know the face, yes. But the name doesn’t ring a bell.

How cowfefe you!

Poor guys: so many problems to please so few people. The very concept of using real actors’ faces in the games is baffling to me. From my standpoint, games have a unique chance to get rid of actors and all collateral problems. But no, companies are still wasting money to have a famous face on the poster.

Fun fact: I never ever even heard the name Toshiro Mifune.