Listen, I was raised on the banana scale so all this talk is foreign to me!

Blowzo’s Circus is on the air!

M orons

A re

G overning

A merica!

Shunnnnsabitchs!!!

Pretty sure that’s what I had at the seafood buffet yesterday!

The sonsabitches ain’t pragmatically using their intended use of time that’s for sure!

I’ll bet the ones with legs are even harder to catch!

I know we got a right to bear arms but we shouldn’t have the right to bear dicks!

It’s three to one

He knows he’s done

Them three kittens

Have six murder mittens

Well, obviously her bosom buddies are her friends! They just clam and do their job.

Edit: when you think about it though, do you really want a couple of clams in charge of guarding your titties?

Dark side and Wish you were Here were always my main albums growing up but in my older years I listen to Echoes (Live at Pompeii) almost daily. It’s my daily zen song.

How could I forget, I’m a fork’en elephant!

And second time and third time and thousands of times since 1973 when it came out! It’s the only album I’ve bought on 8-track, cassette, album, CD, and digitally throughout the years.

They’ll probably remember this forever!

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something “

                 ~Jed Clampett~

Don’t try bringing logic to a dingleberry convention!