“Who am I kidding? I AM a conjuror of cheap tricks…”
And extra fingers
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A wizard comes exactly when he means to.
“Thai you fools”
Gandalf finds out why the other two wizards went east
Underrated comment!
Gandalf about to discover two towers.
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he climaxes precisely when he means to.
No one, and I mean no one uses “climax” in reference to sex at any point after they lose their virginity. 🤢🫣
You need to read more smut.
You need to read better smut.
You sound like you’re fun at orgies.
You’re not wrong, but I do wish I knew how to tell your mom “no”.
It’s “nein”
This one does not spark climax
all the not porn books geared towards repressed house wives use words like this
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As you age with a need to be more specific in well articulated thought, your vocabulary may expand.
Climax is a very useful word when you understand all the peripheral experiences in need of differentiation. The word is only meaningless and unnecessary to the young at heart, or young in mind.
Climax is also an excellent movie.
You’re thinking of IMAX
Gandalf: “I am sorry Frodo. I was, delayed.”
The delay:
🤣
Why is the lady withdrawing money? Is she the one paying Gandalf for sex 😅
Hoes gotta give pimp his cut
Damn right, Gandalf the STUD out here stacking paper.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
lol that brings back memories from 20 years ago
“these two pass”
Bloodninja, in his robe and wizard hat
I have no memory of this place…
Taking the hoebits to isengard
Filthy little hobbitses indeed
I think you misspelled HOEbbitses.
Hotbitches?
“Look To My Cumming, At First Light On The Fifth Day. At Dawn, Look To The East”
