Opossum = Grass (grassland fighter)
Skunk = Fire (gas attack)
Raccoon = Water (washes food)
Fully evolved:
Opossum = Grass/Ghost (plays dead)
Skunk = Fire/Poison (self explanatory)
Raccoon = Water/Dark (steals stuff)
I would swap skunk and raccoon, personally. Skunks shoot liquid at you, and I imagine of the three that the raccoon would be most likely to burn down a building, it if could.
Skunks really tend more toward a toxic/poison element/type. By DnD standards, their self-defense is somewhere between Acid Spray and Stinking Cloud.
The actual skunk Pokemon is Poison/Dark type.
Liquid attacks can still count as poison. See the move “acid”.
Agreed, I would not have swapped them if you’d said poison, it was just the fire that I thought didn’t quite fit the skunk (:
They would evolve into a Fire/Poison skunk with explosive gas, since methane is flammable. I’m aware that skunk spray is actually liquid, but the idea that it isn’t is a popular trope that they could do something with.
hmm youre winning me over here, all right im aboard the skunk fire to fire/poison train
The raccoon’s actual attack is fucking rabies. What type of Pokemon apply diseases?
Poison
An opossum, a raccoon, and a skunk walk into a bar. The bartender yells “can someone take out the trash?”
Someone brings the trash out to the trio, and they feast.
I’m choosing that fucked up cat
Which one is that?
I love my cat!
Assuming the skunk would act like a Pokémon and not fucking spray me, only my enemies, definitely that. They are really adorable and curious little creatures, just listen to this:
I choose you Skunkacho !
P-U-kachu.
Are these the new Evee evolutions?
I’ll take the guy who looks like a bandit .
Possum every time. Get fucked.
Go team opossum!
Opossum 4 life
For real life, or until it plays dead?
Trash panda gang or bust. Fuck stinky bois and cowardly death-fakers, the trash shall rise!
I don’t know about the other two but that opossum is definitely of the Bulbasaur kind
You’ve got your garbage type, your poison type, and your opossum type
Opossum: The Naked Tail Pokemon.
This Pokemon is a very unique kind, being the only of its egg group native to its wild area. While having an incredibly smooth brain, this species can remember if a food is toxic for up to two weeks after ingesting it.
Normal/Dark. Ability: Run Away. Hidden Ability: Immunity.
Opossum: grass type evolves into a creature that pulls tree trunks out of its pouch and uses them like a weapon.
Racoon: water type evolves into a creature that drowns it’s opponents by repeated dunks or by “washing”
Skunk: fire type that evolves to light its own farts like a chav
Skunk stank was super effective!
Trash pandas, trash cats, or fart squirrels? (no cap, that’s real terminology) hrm… maybe I’ll sit this version of the game out :-P Unless it offers the option to backfire occasionally, b/c that would be HILARIOUS!:-D
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