Water pilled tbh
But doctor, why am I having all these health problems!?
Does anyone know if Monster was founded by a Nazi or some other kind of questionable person? Red Bull was.
Red bull also jumped from space
Monster marketing also involves stickers on pick up truck cabs and for some reason some tattoos
Needs more rock star, the energy drink you associate with cigarettes and wife beaters
My local gas station only had Red Bull with 80 mg caffeine. All the other brands were giant cans with 200 mg. I needed a boost but didn’t want jittery no-sleep levels of caffeine
Everyone I have known who drank Monster has been greasy and covered in pimples. All but one was overweight at least.
It’s the opposite for me I only know one person who drinks monster and would fit your criteria. All the others just look healthy.
huh, everyone i know who drinks monsters has either been a girl with an eating disorder or a femboy
Really not nice to speak about your mother like that. Don’t be angry, you’ll make friends eventually !
UwU Monster
https://youtu.be/RPKus1FuV-o?si=8KH_pHhtDE8uaqrH
Red Bull also releases these offensive weird ads that play during sports events.
Don’t see how that’s offensive. It’s actually a pretty clever commercial referencing the portrait “Venus”