I’m gonna need both of these guys to suffer irreparable brain damage.

“1001, 1002, 1003! Oh, Miss Corningstone! I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back. Ohh, it’s the deep burn! Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.” -Elon Musk

Can we please not give either of these douches attention?

Claims to not have time to work out

Works out at work

muskyboi genius strikes again