Ew i dont like olives
Just when I think the entire human species has lost its collective mind and made earth uninhabitable and life no longer worth living, I see things like this and realize I am still right for feeling that way.
Burn this. Burn it now. Burn it with fire.
In my experience cooking it makes it worse.
Cooking it is not the objective.
Perhaps this cake should be given to your girlfriend?
Give me a slice of bread and mayo and I’d have a little. What kind of jizz is that on the outside, though?
The yellow stuff is cheese whiz, the white I’m not entirely sure. Ranch dressing maybe?
Not just cheez wiz, but the spray stuff, Easy Cheese.
Actually looks like it might not taste that bad
I’d probably eat it
It’s always a party when wieners are involved.
And then cut into it and you discover that inside, it’s the most incredible and perfect red velvet cake with semi-sweet salted caramel cinnamon crème cheese frosting