This should be the exception to the “no cruel and unusual punishment” rule
Some places have mayo, why no ketchup?
Can you drop me your home address? I just want to talk real quick
I just wanna talk to him.
I just wanna talk to him.
I just wanna talk to him.
I just wanna shoot him.
I just wanna talk to him.
God I miss classic family guy.
Same. At least we have Futurama back.
Are you dropping off some dipping custard? How thoughtful
I think it would go well with mango ice cream
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !foodcrimes@midwest.social
The mlem app (or maybe my phone) takes me to the mail when I click these types of link, and I am actually wondering what will happen if I send a mail to the address
Report the bug to mlem. I presume they have a community so you can do so on lemmy
I’ve seen this in real life.
We were having a company dinner at a REALLY fancy place. They were advertisers in our paper. So, the chef had prepared a nice six course meal for the group.
Some colleagues are definitely more McD’s guests rather than fancy restaurants.
Three courses in, here comes a steak and gourmet fries to garnish. Colleague goes hog wild, dumps a bunch of fries on his plate and waves over the waitress. “Hey, do you have a bottle of ketchup? For on the steak?” The look she gave him was one of utter shock. “I, uh, wow, uhm… I’ll check”.
She eventually came back with a bottle, but I was sure the chef would have chased my colleague around with a kitchen knife if he’d heard of the request. That dude was intense.
REALLY fancy place
Steak and fries
🤨
It’s different if you’re choosing to go somewhere fancy and pay for something expensive and then negate the fanciness, but for a free work meal I’m going to give your colleague the benefit of the doubt and assume they know what they like. Don’t gatekeep food, who gives a shit what other people like?
Oh fuuuuuuck you
I will murder you in real life
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Have an extremely angry upvote. I don’t even like raw fish and this pisses me off. And I’m also craving an eel roll. Anyone know a good sushi restaurant in Minneapolis?
Don’t know any sushi place in Minneapolis that has ketchup 0/10
I think I knew one in 2003
That gives me an idea for an invention. Hollow chopsticks so you can pump ketchup onto your sushi as you eat it. You could even stab it into it and do a ketchup injection!
I wonder if wasabi ketchup is a thing…
Wasabi ketchup would just be DIY shrimp cocktail sauce with a green tint.
I actually have both wasabi and ketchup. I can try making some.
For science!
I’ve seen ketchup injected fries before.
I think we already have it, it call straw. You can use iron straw as chopsticks
Deserved revenge for the fact that the Japanese put ketchup in spaghetti.
Swedish staple dish right here.
Looks pretty heave g-good, Sweden…
Spaghetti with minced meat sauce and ketchup om nom nom
That actually sounds nice. I want.
I’m gonna eat it today.
Hmm maybe I should go to Sweden so I can eat it too 🤔
Italy has declared war.
That’s nothing.
Yes, there’s gold on it.
How do you say “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” in Italian?
With your hands, probably
3 minutes *fast" pasta right?
😭
This one does not spark joy.
Right you are, Marie Condiment!
It’s a terrible day to have eyes.
You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.
13 is my lucky number!
That’s nothing. I know a girl that asked a waiter to heat up her salmorejo in a microwave. The waiter said no. It wasn’t even a fancy place, just a normal bar. There are some things you just don’t do.
See, while this might be considered not-done, I think they get to decide how they like to eat their food. Even if it offends the rest of us greatly (which it does).
While true. God help them if the chef sees.
🤢🤢🤢🤮
