Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it’s disgusting!
I shit every day and can’t stop. I can’t control myself and my desire to shit is so strong, I find myself putting it before my family, friends, job, I’ll even wake up in the middle of the night with the need to shit sometimes. This addiction impacts my life every day. If I don’t shit, I start to think about it and worry.
I’ve got the solution!
Not eating!
Never eat a single thing again and you’ll never have to be burdened with having to shit ever again!
It’s free, easy and you’ll look great as well!
Until the day you die!
Bro you just gotta hold your poop in
If I had three wishes, one of them would be to never need to use the bathroom again.
Wish granted. You now have catheter and colostomy bags.
STOP BEING THE TRICKY KIND OF GENIE PEOPLE!
Wish granted, I’m the murderous kind of genie now. So… What’s your last wish?
May every single misdeed you ever commited happen to you. Ten fold.
We got a ten shitter here!
Bruh, chill out.
Everybody jokes but one day there’s going to be a
Cyberpunk|40kMechanicus|DeusEx
market part for purchase, and the world will be further divided by those that need access to sewage and those that do not.If I could buy an implant that compressed my shit into diamonds, I would be so happy.
HydroPress has you covered.
Not really, but Happy Holidays!
Even if that would mean that we keep growing in size, fattening up completely with all we ever consume?
Well no, obviously I would stay the way I am.
Were you aware that even the butthole itself is an optional accessory that can be removed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbvLk_R4kPU
Can’t make this shit up 😂🤣
But when will I use Lemmy then?
We went from 3 days to infinity?
*until you die. Which I assume is not too much longer than 3 days.
Yeah but this is for all humans, so forever. (I guess you could say they would all die though.)
Shitting is so wasteful. People dont know that you just have to hold it in for a while, so your body can fully utilize it.
Source: I am voice actor for GTA 6.
Oh my god it’s dickvamblerAU. Can you say “boop” for me?
Reading this shitting
I’ll be sending TP! Thoughts & Prayers 🙏
Im doing it right now, cope and seethe amirite
This really is happening in current events
What the fuck how is lemmy leaking into reality…?
No shit?!
Well how do you feel about shtanding, then?
Shay, doesh anyone know when Sean Connery will be showing up to Wimbledon?
Anyone? No?
Tennish. 🥸
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You all are so weird. I love it.
Some Lemmy advocacy does feel like this
We need VaPOOrise
wait until they learn about eating. fucking revolting.