- cross-posted to:
- Neoliberal@kbin.social
- cross-posted to:
- Neoliberal@kbin.social
Former president’s body odor was called into question by a former congressman
Adam Kinzinger, a former Republican representative, encouraged people to ‘wear a mask’ when they’re in the presence of former president Donald Trump due to his apparent odor.
Mr Kinzinger, a vocal critic of Mr Trump, took to his Twitter account this week to insinuate that the former president possesses a strong smell.
“I’m genuinely surprised how people close to Trump haven’t talked about the odor,” Mr Kinzinger wrote earlier this week.
“It’s truly something to behold. Wear a mask if you can,” he added.
The accusation garnered a lot of attention on the platform, with many mocking the former president for his alleged smell.
Does Trump smell like shit?
Depends
What do trump’s depends smell like?
[Trump’s Depends™ smell like a 50 year old frog who has been fisted by dozens of creepy puppeteers while drinking lipton] confirmed.
Thank you.
Jingle Bells, Donald smells…
50 miles away.
Jr. came from egg.
In English (UK), the word “Trump” means “fart”.
e.g. “Eurgh! It stinks of rotten eggs! Who’s trumped?”
“It smells bad in here. Has someone done a trump?”
“Oh god, would you please stop trumping!”
“Go out into the corridor if you need to trump”
Is this the origin of trumpet? A horn to make fart noises?
It’s a good point actually, I’d sort of assumed it was the other way round, for farts that sound like trumpets.
It’s funny that donnie gets upset about this, but doesn’t seem that bothered about other accusations.
Is this why he stands like a toddler about to make poopie pants?
When reached for comment about the accusation, a spokesperson for Mr Trump returned the insult to Mr Kinzinger.
“He farted once”
How old are these people?
God I hope someone calls him pissboy on stage but the current crop of GOP contenders are all toadying for VP so I doubt that will happen.
BORN TO SMELL
WORLD IS A FART
Gas Em All 1989
I am diaper man
410,757,864,530 DEAD NOSES
Gas Em All
heh
(context: trump literally quoted hitler once)
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“Body odor”
It’s probably the shit in his diaper.
On Stage one of the candidates starts sniffing:
Wait a minute, did someone here make a Boom-boom?
Can we finally give him a nickname? “Smelly trump” works fine for me.
I think the tangerine shitgoblin is just fine
That’s hilarious! I bet he’s fuming 😂
Which is more likely to happen? Republicans start questioning if Trump smells or if Republicans start pissing their pants in support of Ex President Full Diaper?
I imagine he smells like stale Funyuns and goblin ass.
Hygiene is for woke pussies.
“Trump card” takes on a whole new meaning