This is a big moment for me everybody. I have been kicked off of reddit almost instantly due to the spell, but I’ve been forced to wander the fediverse for a long time since my CCP handlers normally don’t allow me to stop posting. However, I found a cure while mindlessly scrolling through the front page.
I’m making this very quick post to thank all of you before the Great Fire Wall swoops in to prevent me from reading the spell in full, allowing me to realize my inner liberal self and deprogram from the Chinese propaganda.
As a thanks, I will reveal the real COVID agend
We have no choice but to abandon communism
The liberal mastery of sorcery has been well-documented. For example, the simple incantation of “Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact” has been used to turn the Soviet Union into an axis power.
As the liberal mantra only gets stronger the more it’s repeated, I fear that the day that I turn into an actual tank isn’t far off.What if I told you that the nazis practiced national socialism?
The SeeSeePee after reading this:
XI JINGPING GACHI MUCHI? OH MAMA PLEASE SUPPLY ME THE LINKERINO
:panting: :panting: :panting:
I can’t imagine thinking Chinese citizens wouldn’t know what basic geographical regions in their own country are.
It’s like yelling “Hawaii! Puerto Rico! American Civil War!” at an US citizen and expecting them to wake up.
I’m assuming we have answers to all those events listed. Also, what’s with the mixture of Chinese and English? Are they each separate events or are they in the original Chinese first and then translated, because I never understood why it’s formatted like that.
pretty sure the English is mixed in to let the Anglo posters feel smug and better about themselves, which is the general purpose of the meme itself
The target isn’t really Chinese citizens or “Wumaos” but other English-speaking, terminally online libs/fash
A lot of OP’s pasta is Chinese first and identical English second, but there are clear departures from this, such as the initial “动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet”
Note that Tibet does not occur in the Chinese there at all.
That’s sort of what I figured, especially with the long string of Chinese at the end with only “Winnie the Pooh” at the end of it. I don’t speak a lick of Chinese, I can’t read it either but I assumed that these weren’t all direct translations.
I hear the people of Hexbear have an anti-liberal spell that is so powerful it can take down entire sites. Perhaps Lemmygrad should investigate.
Constantly referring to Republicans as liberals does 1d4 psychic damage to liberals every time.
So you’re harboring weapons of mass destruction? You know what that means.
Careful what you say. Both Lemmygrad and Hexbear are under the protection of the lion of Syria.
🗣️ THE LION OF DAMASCUS IS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY WITH HEXBEAR AND LEMMYGRAD ALONGSIDE HIM 🇸🇾🇸🇾🇸🇾🇸🇾💪💪💪💪
🔥🇮🇱🔥😂😂😂 death to pissrael 😂😂😂🔥🇮🇱🔥
Oh so that’s why they have “hex” in the name
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