Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.
You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.
But imagine how drunk they’d get if they did that.
Oh wow I just realized who Elon Musk is trying to look like with all the surgery.
I bet he got the eye that leaks blood instead.
Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)
Who needs to diet when you can just take a shit?
Say what you want about bulimia, but that shit does work.
Ok I’ll try it. Do I have to take my pants off first or can I keep them on?
Wouldn’t it be weird if neither of us had pants on?
Haha yeh so weird. And what if we held hands at the same time? So weird
Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list
Me getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.
I like your approach
Me after creating the to-do list:
Me when I smoke and drink pee. (Mads)
Wait, that’s done after? Not before?
This is the to-do list
During is the best of both worlds.
Here’s to feeling good all the time.
Who is that guy? He looks familiar.
Actor Mads Mikkelsen, from Casino Royale, Rogue One, and more.
Thanks!
He’s Hannibal the cannibal.
task 1: touch lips
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❌made a 30%
✅better than a zero! 🥂
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Is that a tea bag? Is he drinking hot tea from a wine glass?
It’s for the antioxidants