NEW YORK—Saying the choice was entirely in your hands, a report released Monday found that you could quit your job right now and just play PlayStation 5 until you run out of money. “At this very moment, you could walk out the front door of your office and go home to spend month after month playing God Of War: Ragnarok …
  • BoB@feddit.deEnglish
    1·
    1 year ago

    Amateurs… I have been doing this for more than a decade. Thank you Satoshi

  • meth_dragon [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
    1·
    1 year ago

    the xinjiang stuff is actually way more insidious than cultural genocide and organ farming that msm tells you about

    what they actually do is brainwash you into getting a job, during which they implant you with subliminal commands to get a mortgage and a family, programmed to activate after you complete the ‘employment training’. after you fulfill these subliminal directives (with the help of targeted down payment discounts and government assigned gfs) the brainwashing wears off and suddenly all those rounded up prospective freedom fighters wake up, stuck on the hamster wheel for life

    aint no one ever fed their kids on a freedom fighter’s salary, lemme tell ya. these guys are just stuck being desk jockeys for the rest of their lives. fates worse than death

  • amphetaminisiert@feddit.nlEnglish
    1·
    1 year ago

    I’ve been jobless for around 2 years now because of depression and shit, finally got back into working and I hate myself for not starting up my world of warcraft career back up. I could be a wow king by now 🙃😂

  • oldGregg@lemm.eeEnglish
    0·
    1 year ago

    I’ve made it 9 months since I quit.

    Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I’d take my retirement before I die in the food wars

      • Helmic [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
        0·
        1 year ago

        I’m autistic as fuck and could not get employed for years.

        You have to lie. Lying is the secret trick to getting a job. Get help lying from people willing to lie for you, and lie about your work experience. Fuck bourgoiuse ethics, you deserve to live and these fuckers gated it behind this kafkaesque song and dance, so just lie to their faces like they’re lying to yours so you can get paid enough to live indoors.

            • MrBusinessMan@lemm.eeEnglish
              3·
              1 year ago

              How are they supposed to make an informed decision to hire you or not if you’re just lying about everything? Maybe you should start your own business and see if you like people lying to you when you’re trying to find good help

                • MrBusinessMan@lemm.eeEnglish
                  4·
                  1 year ago

                  How hard is it to tell the truth? When I got my first job I walked straight into the place I wanted to work and stuck out my hand to the boss, I said “Uncle Mike, I’m ready to work” and he hired me on the spot. I was able to save up a few hundred thousand in the first year working there and after that I made some good investments, now I’m a successful landlord and business owner. Today’s kids don’t want to do the leg work.