We’re having a meal together! I saw Vaporeon in the corner stand of a flea market, and decided to adopt them. Now they will have a place to call home again, and hugs too!

    • ransomwarelettuce@lemmy.world
      9·
      1 year ago

      Be the change you want to see in the world

      Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

      • Foxfire@pawb.socialOPM
        6·
        1 year ago

        I won’t lie, the copypasta was definitely on my mind when I saw them lmao. Wanted to give them a new home, but I also love the thought of making anyone I send a pic of my plush to think of the post too.

    • Foxfire@pawb.socialOPM
      4·
      1 year ago

      My guess would be the nuggies, especially now, since they seemed hidden away and likely haven’t had a hearty meal in a while. Not that nuggies are exactly the pinnacle of nutrition, but there weren’t a lot of options to choose from lol.