- cross-posted to:
- religiouscringe@midwest.social
- cross-posted to:
- religiouscringe@midwest.social
“God chose Trump to be president”
“God didn’t choose Biden to be president”
Two things these nutters definitely believe without understanding how fucking stupid that is.
Just tell them to stop voting and let God choose. God is punishing you for voting instead of praying.
“Sir, we need a 77 year old fat lying toddler with a golden shower fetish and without dignity to solve this problem!”
It really is a cult
Always has been
lol they didn’t photoshop out his dump truck ass.
Some say he’s born with it some say it depends.
That and the lifts in his shoes that make him lean forward
I always figured he stood like that because he’s trying to hold in a turtle head. That, or someone told him it makes him look less fat.
The lifts would make sense, since he is so sensitive about that, and lying about his height (and weight).
Is this a real picture? Seems modified or else he would fall over. Maybe he’s standing uphill?
You think a helicopter can land on a hill?
That’s real. He leans forward like that because apparently it helps to hide his fatness.
It makes him look like the front half of a centaur.
the job: being eaten by a large lion.
yes, i would vote for trump for this position also
The fuck is even supposed to be happening here?
- Trump facing down a lion
- a lion is a symbol of Christ
- therefore, Trump facing down Christianity
Lol that tracks