WHERE IS PART 3 I NEED TO KNOW THE FALLOUT
I went hunting and found OOP’s blog. There isn’t much more to the story, which I will transcribe here:
until like LAST WEEK
professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word “husband”
and obviously all the students are like “oh i didn’t know u were married!” because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine
and shes like “yeah, it’s Professor A”
and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT
we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A’s desk was ironic because hes that type of guy
like, you gotta understand, these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go on trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in separate cars and literally NEVER work at home. it is SO funnyMan said “rivels” and “utalizied”
This comedy lost me at ‘literally’, because that’s how I know I don’t need to invest more time on it. Hey Skippy! Learn another adverb, okay?
I get that colleges are no longer failing papers with 3rd-grade spelling mistakes and comma splices at it ruins the uni’s bottom line. But I miss even when unis had just a little more pride in themselves.
okay SO, yeah, well, anyway, okay like, there’s this HILARIOUS RIVELRY going on between those two teachers I no and it’s all written DOWN in scientifatic PAPERS that are publicly available for anyone but I won’t LINK them because shirley my badly spelt TALE of what happened sprinkled with RANDOM capitalized WORDS is much more HILARIOUS than anybody readings it FOR themselves
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no parking in the white zone
Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
It’s really the only sensible choice. If it’s done properly, therapeutically there’s almost no danger involved
That is a good way to get citations, NGL.
the spelling is atrocious in this ffs
They really are a geographer
I aspire to be that professor that’s married to their arch-academic-enemy
Most healthy Work wife/husband relation
My brain will spin out all day if I don’t get this off my chest:
- It’s Esri, not Eris
- Wtf is ‘interplantaring’?
Extrapolantaring at its finest.
Keep your enemies close…
…and your spouse at icy remove.
Ah, dialectics.
better then
than
Then than better than better then
Vector gang 4 lyfe ✊
You my people. Also, rasters 👀👀.
They have their purpose. But that purpose… is suspect.
R I V E L S
It sounds sweet.
People in the comments are complaining about how some of the words in this post are misspelled… buddy I have bad news for you about the website where it came from