Going all in the the cyberpunk aesthetic I see

5% cash back on my card!

Sweet, you can get a set of junk ass amazing basics tools to work on your junk ass car

If “complete the sale with a dealer” means what I think it means.

It means you’re not getting out of that dealer without 2 hours and $2500 in junk tacked on

Hey, hey, hey, the job description said i wouldn’t have to lift boxes weighing more than 50 lbs.

Goddammit

Can’t wait for my Amazon driver to chuck a Hyundai Santa Fe over my fence and into my Koi pond.

Imagine tearing open a huge prime bag

Lol.

People really need to read the article. Dealers will still be the end seller and Amazon is just the marketplace. This cuts out the salesmen from the process but not any markups/warranties/required options that a dealer would normally add to a car. They can still do that.

I really think Honda and Ford need a direct to consumer model too. Ford probably upsells really well on their F150 models though. They could just make those in person since they’re considered farming vehicles.

Wait for Prime Day.

:| One stop shop for theives now.

But will I get same-day prime shipping?

Message! Items in your cart have increased by $2,457.

And I want one of those delivery drones to drop it off at my doorstep.