More pale and more bald, they’re not going to let him take his makeup and combover assembly tab into jail
The thing is, there are jails, and then there are luxury jails.
Please tell me that this is parody.
He wishes his posture was this good lmao
Must be the first day, no spray tans in prison. He actually looks like a half normal person when he’s standing up straight.
lock him up
Now there’s an NFT trading card he should sell, I wouldn’t buy it becouse NFTs are stupid (not to mention where the money went), but it’s a lot more appealing than the other ones
Finally, I knew he would be the perfect fit for Chell in the Portal movie.
Blends in nicely
Waiting for the documentary:
Trump: Orange is the new black.
First time the AI hands have been too good. He deserves properly warped AI hands.
They should be smaller.
I think they are spot on. You see how tiny they are?
The only reason to steal classified documents that makes sense to me is to trade them to foreign actors.
Looks good on him.
Put him in a Russian prison.
I must say he looks stylish! And confident - even through his sadness!