Sorry its a pebble.
I have to say it. That’s a really nice rock.
Well rounded
Uniform oval shape
Well distributed grain
Minimal color invariance
Pauli’s exclusion principle compliant
Higher than average support threshold
Aerodynamic
Hydrodynamic
No moss (that’s always a plus)
No visible cracks, dents or imperfections
Negative wobblyness
3 dimensional
Positive spinniness
Nice all around silicate spectrum
Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential
High end projectile index (above 0.95, that’s factoring window breaking potential)
Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that’s garlic grade)
Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters
Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)
Gravitationally bound to Earth system
Free range Baryonic matter contents
All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the ±wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better
Rate: 5/7
7/7 with rice
Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢
Judgement: 👍
It’s a perfect 5 out of 7
you’re right. no arguments here
Why is moss bad?!
It’s not bad but has been deprecated as a good predictor since the 1987 US Solar system survey review from the 87-608 reports from Brown, Janet L., where the Framework for sedimentary moss patterns of the Rock Formations on Sol III was developed and standardized
I hate that rock. I dont even think its not man made. Fake ass dumb rock
Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.
It’s a jpeg.
Just downloaded it, it was a .png.
Ce n’est pas un rocher
Clearly it’s an egg of a momma stone
It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.
Ceci n’est pas une pierre.
Source? Really dislike all these unsubstantiated claims everywhere.
I’m sorry but if you’d like to have an argument you’ll have to pay.
Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!
Yes it was.
IT’S A STONE
Stony stone stoning
Get your head out of the sand, bird man!
The scale isn’t too clear from the image but it looks more like a pebble to me.
Oh that’s such a typical response from the kind of person in the subgroup I have now mentally assigned you to based off my preconceptions about anyone who gives descriptions of that stone that differ from mine!
That’s pet rock. I thought they discontinued that thing.
“The guy made a million dollars!”
IT’S A MINERAL!
Dammit, Marie!
It’s a stone!!
It’s not a rock, do your research
I think its an egg painted gray.
Image was made with AI
Liked by a bot
The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can’t be the product of chance
It’s clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.
rock
Clearly a stone.
Failed again.
It’s an image.
It’s clearly just binary code.
Duh those are electrons.
But we might be living in a simulation, so the electrons are probably just binary code.
More like quarks and other shit.
The “other shit” being mostly electrons and photons.
Smaller shit than that. If you’ve got quarks in the mix, we’re looking for muons and Higgs bosons and the like.
This is all just a collective hallucination
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real
Right on, man.
Are you talking to me?
Or are you talking to yourself?
Or am I talking to myself?
This implies that you can both see where the electrons are and where they’re going. Obviously that’s impossible.
The only thing obvious is that obvious is but an illusion.
No u
It’s definitely not a pipe
Yep, seems like a static gif file. That’s pronounced as jiff in case anyone was wondering.
No, it’s your display you are looking at
maybe a pebble. need banana for scale
Macrosand
you mean gravel?
The last exchange I read around the “banana for scale” thing was inconceivably contentious.
Where’s the NSFW flair on this baby boy?
could even be a boulder
You’re just like Hitler, blocked.
No that’s obviously a tiny boulder
The pioneers used the ride these babies for miles.
Ride them for mules?
Tiny boulders do not exist. you have obviously never seen a large boulder the size of a small boulder
Bite-sized mountain
I don’t think I want to bite that.
Did I hear an rock and stone?
Is it? Could be a pebble. We don’t have a scale after all.
