Am I cynical or do these always seem like weird ploys to get your personal information?
That’s exactly what they are! PEOPLE, STOP SHARING THE ANSWERS TO YOUR SECURITY QUESTIONS!!!
Who’s security question is their maternal grandmother’s first name? Surely anyone that knows you personally has pretty open access to that information.
No security question ever asked my grandmother’s name. Grandfather yes, but not grandmother.
Sure no problem. My password is “secret”
Wait what?
The next one will have you use your childhood friends first name with your fathers first car make and model
Your name after the robot uprising is your mother’s maiden name and the 3 digits on the back of your credit card
Greene 420
Heheh
That’s why I always slightly obfuscate the info. I gave my grandmother’s initials not her actual name. No real use in giving up what is effectively 3 random letters.
STELLA CAN’T BREATHE
holy shit that kinda slaps
Stella Tracheitis doesn’t ring quite as well though.
I Don’t Remember Alzheimer’s
Yo are you planning on actually using that because I will totally claim it otherwise. It genuinely gives vibes of like those long sentence-esque 2000s emo titles that were common at the time
Emma Hemorrhoid
Donna Depression has quite a ring to it.
“We’re Mary’s Dislocated Shoulder, and this is our new song, ‘Unbalanced Sheep’!”
Tbh, Mary’s dislocated shoulder is absolutely the best one yet, and I would pay money to see them play.
Dolores’ Epidural
This is better than Margaret’s Colonoscopy. No one wants to listen to my band.
Linda’s Annual Checkup?
I wish I could’ve said Linda’s Prostate Exam
SØ Suicidal
Dawn Epilepsy
that actually sounds awesome
What is a titty pill?
Estrogen
Edit: well HRTfr tho Arlene Estrogen DOES sound like a compelling emo band name
Karen Seizure
Karen Anxiety
Man collecting them account recovery responses
Using my grandmother’s initials I get “EMO Spinal Fracture”
A little on the nose there.
Rose Sciatica
