I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

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      20 hours ago

      Make Mac style advert showing everything from a touchscreen experience with fully integrated apps to the most advanced computing one could image

      ‘all in your hands, have it your way’