On the one hand, at least it happened in LA. On the other hand, too bad you’re in LA
Reminds me of the blue people who have too much silver in their bloodstream, like this guy: https://cdn.thecollector.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/blue-man-paul-karason.jpg?width=1400&quality=55
Also, I call bullshit on this. No way a commercially available skin dye would do something like this and it also wouldn’t dye more than the uppermost layer of the epidermis, which should renew itself fairly quickly. A few peelings should take care of it. Humans shed a lot of skin cells. That’s basically what dust is (and what dust mites eat) and why even the cleanest bed has tens of thousands of dust mites on it.
But, is her pussy green?
I’ve googled it for you: she’s going to be green for 28 to 45 days.
So, maybe 28 Days Later?
Now we know the answer to “why is Gamora?”
How is Gamora?
Captain Kirk has entered the chat.
Kirk was always in the chat, he’s now just more open with kinks
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.
Why is he climbing the mountain?Because it’s there.
Fuck it, I’d just stay in costume. At least it’d be accurate.
Switch it up by dressing as a lawyer on some days and wearing a purple sports top and bottoms on others.
EDIT: What about Zombie Chic? I think it might cause more trouble for her than the other options.
I’d get a red wig & do Gamora over She Hulk.
Alright, but do you actually know somebody who would be your She-Hulk Bottom in that hypothetical?
/joke
Not gonna matter, it’s gonna look like a Jackson Pollock painting when I’m done.
I’d be doing
SherekFiona.
Definitely rock the look. Might as well if it’s going to be like that for two months.
Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.
verdiligo
Every shower over scrub the same areas.
Good timing, in December she can make some extra money as the grinch
I will bet money theres a young child that will point and go “dad look its the grinch”
If I were going to use a dye on my skin for something like this, I would first test it out on a small patch of skin some place where nobody’s ever going to see it, like on my penis.
I too would want to test patch it. But I would put it off too long and end up skipping the test patch.
I think you’ll need a bigger patch of skin to actually see the results.
Do the whole unit and if something goes wrong tell the doc you fucked Shrek.
I’d worry about making a mess. What’s the smallest eyedropper they sell?
Hit the gym. Awaken the she hulk.
Then hit the law school!
Don’t forget the twerking
That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that… Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.
And apparently there were QR codes on a lot of them that also linked to that site, we went to Walmart and they all had stickers over them lol
Hey man, maybe it was on purpose to get the toys on the news!
guys I’m pretty sure that’s just gamora, leave her be
She prolly into photosynthesis now.
Imagine all the confused racists.
And the chlorophyll cat-calling.
Also, … she on tinder?
Oh, orcs are real now? Can we get dwarves next
I have some very good news for you…
God I wish dwarves were real
I AM A DWARF AND I’M DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
Brothers of the mine rejoice.
Swing, swing, swing with me!
Raise your pick and raise your voice.
Sing, sing, song with me!
