I came in here expecting someone to have a legitimate explanation. Lolol at these comments.
Those are some robust tiles. Also those cabinets are pretty fucking weird.
Bugs forgot to take a left turn at Albuquerque.
Looks like a badgermole got lost
Ancient Indian burial ground
“You son of a bitch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn’t you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones! Why? Why?”
Not using a condo is how they got in this situation in the first place. Your house is pregnanté, my friend.
My applause is begrudging.
Amanita bucket to hold paul of these upvotes, there’s not mushroom left in my pocket.
:line cook kiss:
Cat hiding under the mat
Harry in the basement
How is babby formed?
Alternatively:
“It’s not a tumah!”
Graboid.
Mmm, bacon.
Tremor!
Subterranean lizardmen, of course.
very simple explanation. there is something under the floor that is expanding.
Downstairs neighbor has a leak in their ceiling.
Or the whole house is sinking, except for that spot,
Have you gotten a biopsy, that’s probably cancer
