Quantum is when two things at the same time
Quantum is when my garbage code submits the wrong answer only 40% of the time.
I’m in a superposition of knowledgeable and ignorant until you ask me something, in which case I produce either a good or a stupid answer, depending on various random factors such as whether I’m versed in the general topic, happen to know the specific subject of the question or just get lucky with guessing.
(This analogy breaks apart if you consider the possibility of giving a mediocre answer that’s neither accurate nor entirely stupid, which probably makes it the perfect self-defeating counterexample)
Schrodingers ears
Please god let this be ai
I’ll send you some spooky action from a distance
Is it some kind of exponentially decreasing probability amplitude curve?