Alternatvely: Eww, Earth, you’re infested. Look at all those little things crawling all over you!
Reminds me of an old Daredevil comic:
Seriously tho, wouldn’t be here without the big lad. Thanks Jupiter ❤️
Fuck you Jupiter, now I have to 9-6
Does jupiter stop asteroids for us?
No, arrows
Which, in turn, keeps the time flies away, thus preserving the space-time continuum.
Of course duh, I shoulda looked at the picture
It even domesticates some of the big ones
How else would you make asteroid cheese
Yea that’s the prevailing theory. Because of Jupiter’s size and position in our solar system it likely intercepts a lot of the nastiest asteroids that are big enough that an impact with earth would wipe out all life. It’s also believed that if it were not for Jupiter life might not have been able to evolve on earth at all
it’s a bit of a double edge sword though. jupiter also throws stuff at us as well. (https://www.planetary.org/articles/does-jupiter-protect-earth-from-asteroids-and-comets)
“Only I can bully my little brother!”
I love this post
This is so true
But isn’t the asteroid belt there a belt and not a planet because of Jupiter? That sounds more like a racket to me
TIL, thanks jupiter!
we love jupiter
et quoque te amo pueri.
Now show Uranus.
The sack to shaft ratio is ginormous
So much pee.
Who cut his dick off?
Probably the bloody pope
I thought this was the Balatro community for a moment
No love for Saturn, though?