- cross-posted to:
- theonion@midwest.social
- cross-posted to:
- theonion@midwest.social
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He could always play classical… though that might cause his followers to grow some brain cells and leave.
Feeling hot hot hot!
Came for the headline, stayed for the picture, and really enjoyed the article. Well done The Onion.
You should really look into their print edition that they just relaunched, then! Really cheap and a great way to support the new ownership.
I’m a Republican who Does His Own Research and The Onion is LIBRUL PROPAGANDA! WAKE UP Sheeple! Kid Rock would GLADLY play at Trump’s Rally! The Onion is the DEEP STATE!
Jokes on you, Onion, because that is very clearly a Vibraphone and not a Glockenspiel. DEUUUUHHHHHHHH
Me, a true musician, they’re all just sound sticks you hit. Unlike rain sticks (sound sticks you flip) and drum sticks (sound sticks to hit with)
Glockenspiel is a much funnier word, though 😁
I know this is satire because there is no way Trump has any musical talent.
Honestly, if this ever really happened it would be one thing that actually might make me want to see such a rally.
It would also require effort and a degree of hand-eye coordination not typical for those in his age group with his degree of mental deterioration.
For a lot of geriatric musicians, playing is basically muscle memory.
That also takes dedicating a good chunk of time to practice.
Many elderly people don’t have a lot to do with their time, so that seems like a good thing
And I’m sure it was the Best glockenspiel performance ever. Professional musicians have likely told him they’ve never heard anything as great.
If only there weren’t Republican musicians …